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Really Miss cigarettes terribly right now. I smoked everyday for over 19 years and I absolutely loved it. My Gf made me quit 3 years ago when I got her pregnant

I miss cigarettes so fuc*** much sometimes it makes me want to cry.

Nobody ever tells you how goddamn satisfying it is to outlive somebody you hate. Especially if their death was unexpected. It is, legitimately, satisfying in the way that good sex or cold beer is. It gives you that warm feeling like stretching out on a sunny day.

Screw you, Wes. You were a massive prick in life - and you died young for it. I’ll never tell anyone I know just how big a smile your death puts on my face.

May the world forget you just that little bit faster.

promoting teenage smoking is what I do for a living now..I feel terrible about this job. I’m paid through a shady third party shell company to find ways to encourage teenage smokers to smoke cigarettes - and get addicted - both to start smoking outright and instead of vaping .. it’s so fuc*** up

I’ve gotten 57 girls to start smoking cigarettes everyday this fall. They are all teenagers. Now they are all addicted. I manage an app that tracks their consumption and we give them rewards for them shooting selfies of themselves smoking cigarettes in different places - it’s so fuc*** terrible

My life is trash. I commit sinful fraud for a living. I feel like the lowest scum of the earth. why the fuc* am I doing this?!?

I don't give a tinker's damn about Stan Fuc*** Lee. He was a low-talent glory hound who wrote crap stories and is adored by idiots because they can't let go of their childhoods. Fuc* every last one of them. The only--the ONLY--bad part about him dying is that I have to put up with endless "tributes" and adulation and general wailing and gnashing of teeth. It's enough to make any sane person sick, frankly. His comic books were clumsy, badly written shit. His cameos exceedingly tiresome, and the endless adulation the final clinching proof that there is no hope for the human race. Fuc*'m.

is it normal to get guilted into doing two or three family thanksgiving activities with different sets of family because one divorced parents refuses to attend said thanksgiving while the other is there - even if the divorce was 20 years ago???

should it matter if you are hosting a thanksgiving event at your house withyour apouses family, and want to welcome everyone?

how long should I keep trying to accomidate a divorced mother who wants seperate thankagivings or seperate christmases just for her or otherwise exclude my father - when they both want to see their grandchildren? I was fine with seperste thanksgivings in college and a few years after, but weve been married ten years and its getting hard to explain the multiple thanksgivings to kids...

does it matter that everyone else is civil and polite? nobody gets drunk or rowdy, only person who ever made a scene was my mom four years ago who stormed out ten mins after meeting my dads new girlfriend ... my mom has been remarried for over ten years now. ?

should I just accomidate her indefinitely just because shes my mom? Ive tried talking to her and she just shuts down! what do I do?

thanks for your help and advice!

Maybe I overreacted when I removed my Instagram account? Maybe I thought that everything was hopeless trying to get your attention? I honestly just don't feel confident and I no longer feel hope when it comes to romance. But maybe I honestly really wanted you I thought you are the only man for me? But I guess I look like a fool. Because I'm just a foolish little girl even if I'm an adult woman seeking Your Love and approval. Maybe I just wanted you to contact me? I attempted to try to get you to respond to me and contact me. I gave you out my phone number in my address. But still no contact from you. Why can't I just regain faith in Romance? Because my hope is no longer here my heart will surely turn cold and the rot will surely set in my heart and grow. I can't take it anymore knowing I'm not loved. Because I'm a failure. Because I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough for you to love me. And honestly that is why I removed my Instagram. Because I felt like my obsession with you got too overwhelming for me because I felt like my obsession with you got too overwhelming for me to handle. So if I ghost you it's because I know you don't care and you're not here for me. Plus you actually have a life and you are non-stop busy and I'm rather irrelevant and plus I don't fit Society standards for what makes a woman beautiful. Plus you are with woman who is Beautiful by Society standards. And I hate her for having you. Because are purely want you for myself. So it's not a liar when I say I feel genuine jealousy. And it's not a lie when I say I can't stand her guts. And I wish you would just disappear Or I wish that you two would just break up. And I wish that you would leave her for me and I wish that you would leave her for me. But life is never fair like that. I'm not used to getting things my way. I'm used to living in a reality I'm not happy with. I'm used to feeling alone. And I've used to depression and severe anxiety.

oh my god you are an amazing person i love your personality and sense of humor but im in a relationship, but i would still be fine being friends. i dont necessarily find you attractive physically or romantically but i do enjoy talking to you, but i am getting the hint that you're ghosting me. so i guess ill just have to leave you alone.

jOke tImE!

What’s the difference between grapes and rape?

One tastes delicious and other is totally fine with Republicans!


i hate being married. my husvand is ok but i miss my freedom


inside of her


no protection

no I dont have a condom

what happened

it shrivled?

I dont know why it wont get hard

wait, what so you mean youre not on birth control?

Oh whoa wait a minute

It feels so

uh, oh, it was an accident

look, im sorry, it just went off

I guess I just got too excited and went too fast

Im sure not that much got inside you

Im sure youre not going to get pregnant

you could always get an abortion if you wanted

what do you mean youre against abortion?

what do you mean the test says youre pregnant ?

what do you mean youre keeping the baby?

sometimes I go to seek or indeed or jora and other job websites to just be a dic*head. send them rubbish or ask the company for a date or friend or where to get fish and chips or new cupboards or cars. sort of get so sick of being rejected I see it as a joke and avenue to treat it with the general barf-ary they treat the applicants.

I hadn’t showered or changed my clothes in three days, in part due to a 14-hour trans-Pacific flight. Arriving home I disrobed, taking my pants off. Lowering my briefs revealed a disgusting brown dirtline, a burnt ochre hue in its center. I raised the shorts to my face, and slowly bringing them to my nose, I inhaled deeply.

i am married and I am paying a woman this week to let me watch her pee.. i love to watch and my wife wont let me

I used to catcall and weirdly hit on girls just for a reaction and the adrenaline rush. I don't do that any more. But I'm secretly afraid to go to a woman's rights rally because a woman might call me out, rightfully so.

I love all of you and hate all of me.

When holidays are near, bad stuff always happen to me as if God wants me to suffer. Life is full of traps.

Imagine somebody anounces on noteful that they are going to shoot up a public place in America. What would happen?

I honestly want to f*** my cousin so bad!!

it's raining. the door's leaking. the front window is leaking. i just watched water pour from a leak that he claims is not there. sometimes, i wish i could just pack up my stuff and watch this place burn to the ground.

I am a male in my 30s, boy next door type with a bit of a scruffy beard. I am much more horny, ravenous and insatiable now than in my teens and 20s. I used to be able to jerk off and be good for 2-3 days. Nowadays my refractory period is shorter, I get aroused easier, and will cum/precum from just wearing skimpy underthings like thongs or jocks, or even tight jeans. In fact if I wear a thong I can almost guarantee that later that day I am at least stroking my meat, and if I'm feeling lusty enough even pull out my toys and stuff my hungry hole and have a few assgasms before stroking it. The orgasms I'm experiencing in my 30s (both penile and anal) make the orgasms from jerking off in my teens and 20s seem like a sneeze. I also notice myself being more open to new kinks and fantasies (new to me that is)such as anal stretching, coc*cages, Fisting, Femdom, S&M, devils threeways, MSM, and groupsex (however very unlikely to carry them all out in real life). I see now why it is called the dirty 30s. Definitely not complaining though and neither is my S.O.