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I purposely sat on my hand for an hour and made it fall asleep. Then I took the limp appendage and beat my meat with it. My coc* felt it but my hand didn't.

It's called "the stranger".

my old man says we take him on holidays to show him off? I am speachless, what a ego, as if I do. what is there to show off?
If I wanted to show off I would go alone and take someone worth showing off.

Im legit I sex addict. I havee 3 different partners. One likes to get peggd,, another like voyerism and another is emotionally cold but has bomb dic*. the ladder of eaving these guys alone is..being alone and that scares me.

home alone and not wacking off?
bad day for pon

18 years ago, I had a 1911 .45 acp pistol, loaded, holstered and under the front seat of my truck, on my way back from College Station, Texas.

I had 4 packs of Marlboro reds, and six packs of Marlboro lights for my girlfriend.

I had a box of Nine West high heels, size 8, black, bought as a Christmas present for my girlfriend.

I never got the phone call from her, because I never kept my cell phone on back then in college.

what I would later learn from the message is that She was alone in a ditch. Her old Toyota hatchback had hydroplaned and flipped over trapping her upside down. It was dark on a lonely, cold Texas road on a dark stormy night. No one was going to find her.

By the time I got back to my apartment, it was nearly 5 hours later. I didnt check my cell phone, because I didnt expect a call on my cell. I never used my cell back then. More hours went by, it was near midnight and I still had never heard from my Girlfriend. that seemed odd.

I called my girlfriend’s college roommate at their dorm. she hadnt seen her either. she thought she was with me.

I called my girlfriends cell phone from my apartment, got no answer.

I called my girlfriends moms house, got no answer.

I called my girlfriend’s college roommate again, she was worried no one had heard from her. she said we needed to go look for her, and she asked me to come pick her up.

I was not yet starting to freak out, her roommate was more concerned so I went to calm her down. I knew her roommate liked me and I wanted to keep things on the level, even though it was fine with me to be desired by two different girls. That was a shallow thought. I tried to dismiss it.

I didnt know where I needed to go, so I gases up my truck and went to pick up my girlfriends roomate. she was wearing nothing but pajama pants, tennis shoes, an old sweatshirt. no make up, no socks, no bra or anything she was in a frazzle. She smelled like an ashtray. She did not look alright and clearly was freaking out

we started to drive somewhere and she said ahe had been calling her phone all night. She asked if i had gotten a call, and I said no. She asked if i had a message on my phone...

thats the first time I turned on my cell phone and got the message

it was 9 hours ago

my girlfriend had been in a car wreck and was in a ditch. She had tried to call 9-11 but couldnt get through

we started driving back on the road I knew my girlfriend likely would have taken

it would take us hours to get back to where she probably was... we only had a general description of the last town she had been in

something haunted me as I realized this might be the last time I heard my girlfriends voice. her last recording

as we drive into the night we both started chainsmoking the Marlboros that were supposed to be a gift for my girlfriend

we kept calling my girlfriend’s mom repeatedly but got no answer

We kept calling information to get the sheriffs office for the county we thought it might be

the signal kept dropping outside the hill country in central texas

cell signal in remote parts of texas was pretty poor back then

finally we got through to the Sheriffs dept

there was wreck

they said they couldnt tell me the persons name or what hospital she was sent to

We pleaded that they tell us.. I told her I was the girls boyfriend and explained what was going on

the girl at the sheriffs office asked me to call her on her cell number in 5 mins. She was going to step outside

I called her back and she told the girl was badly injured and in bad shape and what hospital she was at. She told me she was sorry

we drove on through the night, another three and a half hours

it was 4:30am when we made it to the hospital

she was already dead

Depressing holiday. My husband and I live in a different city than the rest of our family.

So we went out to dinner for thanksgiving. the entire time we were there, he was texting and getting on fb.

Even though we were together I felt all alone.

cleaning my rifle alone. my pen** is cold. all I have is a bottle of something awful

Im bleeding out of my anu*. I miss her so much. why did she have to leave me. why donthey always have to leave me when Im drunk again.

my dic* sores arent going away. I got gasoline on them to clean the sores. that was a terrible plan

key questions for thatwitchbtch from the noteful loyalists:

1) do you like cats?

2) do you wear socks?

3) do you bonsai?

4) do you smoke cigarettes ?

5) do you take birth control?

6) do you like Pastor Tod*?

important questions, wed love to know!

dorito's graduation photo symbolism of her eye looks evil demonik and angry mean as crime and satanic. white curse sat alone in white church as a joke to white english church. she can't see that yet that the media as licking her ass up for her fall. butt her butt will! blabaff ma! her disbubha witcha.

I will die... alone and unwanted as the day I was born.

following girl jogging

It’s Dark and she’s all alone. She’s slow and tired. Too tired to fight back. My shorts are loose and I’m not wearing underwear ... for quick access
I have no condom and that’s on purpose
There is no chance of escape

It's my wife's birthday today. For years she has been pulling up gay (male on male) porn vids on her phone and telling me how hot it would be to watch me with another man.
So I talked a gay guy that I work with into helping me fulfill her fantasy today. When she comes home from work this afternoon, she's going to walk in on us 69'ing each other.
Can't wait to see her reaction.

back in 1985 I let free a school of retards. i continued to put them in my van I ended up drowning the youngest 3 last week till this day i regret it one still wont leave me alone what should i do ?lol

It's my birthday today and my wife just asked me what I wanted to do for it and I told her I wanted to spend it with her and the kids. The truth is, I'd rather spend the day alone jerking to porn and eating Chinese take out.

got a dud scam trad again with some massage belt and bed pad belt you wear around while standing and walking and it hits nerves and lympatic drainage and weight loss. what a load of crap.

Pregnant women are terrible workers and should all be fired - plus they drive Insurance costs up and should be dropped from coverage as soon as they get pregnant

Birth control should also be dropped from all insurance coverage. Women can pay full price if they want it. I don’t want to pay for their sex

If we want to fix problems we also need to bite the bullet and ban Old people over 60 in instance - they should also be dropped from Heath insurance coverages - unless they pay 100% of their premiums out of pocket - if they can’t pay all of it they’re nothing

Sick kids should also be excluded from coverage too. I think they are now excluded againunder Trump - thank god - I didn’t want to pay for anymore medicine for any sick kids!

Should also probably ban social security, Medicare and Medicaid as worthless inefficient handouts. And ban minimum wage laws and most work place regulations, like ridiculous anti discrimination laws too if you want an efficient workplace

Look: deep down you know the U.S. would be a much better place if women were fired as soon as they got pregnant

Can we make a friggin' law that bans fireworks during and around the time of 4th of July in America? I'm a vet of the Afganistan war, spent almost 2 years there in that shithole, and saw and did things that no one should ever have to deal with.

Now I have ass***s in my neighborhood lighting fireworks night and day and I have PTSD and the sound of it all gives me the nervous sweats, like I'm back in combat under fire. Please make this shit stop.

the Toronto Raptors are LeBron James’ bitch!

Easter is nothing without my mother.

I am afraid I will lose my coveted white house job because Trump hates me

should it matter if Im jewish, or black, or a woman, or gay, or hispanic, or anything rlze!?

why is the president clearly targeting me and clearly disciminating against me!!!?!?

please admit this into evidence!!!

we have been imprisoned by Trump have beendenied for too long

dont let Trump silence voices and kill freedom of speech by use of political chicanry -

we deserve better