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I was thinking, as a kid, I should have worn boxer shorts as my choice of underwear instead of briefs. I would have worn solid colored ones with the same colored wasitband, then later desgins. Spots, Looney Tunes, etc.
In summer school when I was ten my underwear fell out of my bag, they were white with blue trim, I forgot the desgin. I think had they been boxers they would have been blue. I would had rushed to pick them up and put them back. Before anyone could see what was in my dresser draws!
Yes I think boxer shorts. What do you think?
Please comment.

In all honesty...

If I could swallow your erect pen** to the point where it was completely down my throat, and your balls were comfortably resting inside my mouth, and then I was able to stroke you to ejaculation using nothing more than the contractions of my throat (meaning that neither your coc*, or your balls come out of my mouth at all), would it matter if I was a man, or a woman?

how can I go to the US, and work there!

My dic* is curved, what do you think about that? It's like a banana on it's side, it point up and leans to the left. it's 8 inches fyi

My thoughts on diana and her two boys. So, this is just my opinion based on what people in counselling say to me, but I believe that those two boys married too young in life and seeing they are still always still talking about their mother and their wives copying her clothing tells me, they are not over their issues yet and have not dealt with issues before going into a marriage and tilting their hats to a dead woman all the time wearing copy clothing styles is really very childish and shows a lack of self trust and self development on the behalf of the wives that they chose. At least Charles did marry much later in life each time. I was 40 when I married and I have 2 kids and I don't want to dress like my husbands decessed mother. I don't want to dress like any dead person at that, come to think of it.

Morality check:

Say you've been like brothers with your best friend for over 30 years. You served together, were best man at each other's weddings, and godfather to each other's kids. You were there for him when he went through a really ugly divorce, and then he was there for you when your wife ripped out your heart and walked out on you
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Then, about a year after your divorce, you find out that he's fuc*** your ex-wife. They both swear that nothing ever happened while you were together, but you don't know if you believe them. Either way, it's a dic* move on his part, right? So you stop speaking to him, wish him dead, and try to move on with your life.

Jump to 5 years later. They're still together and you find out he's dying of kidney failure. You also know that you might be a compatible donor because you have the same blood type.

Part of me still loves the man that was my brother for so long, and through so much, while another part of me feels like I could stare into his eyes, grinning, as he takes his last breath.

I don't know how to get past the hate.

l really really like this girl i know and I'm so scared to come out. my parents, i know won't accept it and the girl is supposedly straight but i don't know because she's held my face real close to hers a couple of times and lays on me so i don't know what to do

im trans i and dont know how to tell my dad

im 20 years old ,&been crushing on my friend ,which she's 38 &bi-sexual ,I'm a lesbian we both know our bondaries ,& place but she like flirts with me or play hit me from time to time.But when im around her she makes me nervous ,sometimes like i cant look her in the face to long cus she makes me smile but idk if she knows i use to like her ,like i like everything about her & i really love cougars ,shes a nice red hair ,really nice & care about me .but lately we been barely talking kinda got into it cus she feel i dont want to be friends with her which i love being with her but idk how to show her ,& i really CARE about her ,i mean it been times i been jealous but whats important is if shes happy & what makes her happy .At first i couldnt stay away from her idk something about her I love maybe the way she treats me she makes me happy.Everywhere we go people think were dating but were not i just want her to know where she stand in my eyes .

I feel worried that I might be a male in a female's body, I'm really insecure and confused about my gender right now. I hope one day, male or female, I figure things out.

just curious what people think about me. so rate my pics. [Link Rejected]

When I visit noteful.com to post nonsense I never know what category to tag it under. There is a gamut of choices: Taboo (unforgettable/gross/weird), DayMakers (Jokes/Funnies/Boats/the page cuts whatever else it is off), Desires (Dreams/Fantasies/Goals), and beyond.

Does it even matter? Is there an optimal category? I would like to know, because I plan on posting bullshit here as long as I live.

Sometimes when I go down on my girlfriend, she grabs her phone and pulls up some porn videos to watch. She says it helps her when she has a lot on her mind, and wants to clear it out so she can fully enjoy what we're doing. It seems to work, I guess, because no matter how hard of a day she's had, she always cums. But of course my insecurities end up getting the best of me, and I start to wonder if maybe I'm not doing it right, and she needs more stimulation.

Has anybody else ever had a similar experience? Am I just being stupid? Part of me says I should just be happy that she never says she's not in the mood, but then there are those damned insecurities.

Ok, I think I have anger management issues

I just chased a single soccer mom back from a burger drive in to her house honking at her and screaming at her because she cut me off. I stalked her to her house with her children

I screamed and told her I’d come back at night to rape her senseless without a condom. And that if I didn’t come back tonight it’s going to be a future night I’d be there as soon as she fell asleep to rape her out of her ducking mind and that I’d follow her wherever she goes and that she’ll never be safe as long as she lived

... that all seems a little extreme now

I really hate myself half the time. Sometimes I feel like the girliest bitch to ever grace the earth and other times, I am the manliest Man ever to Manly Man. I don't know if I'm gender fluid or questioning or trans or whatever but I really hate being a girl one second and a guy the next. It's confusing and crap. I don't even feel like I can tell anyone because half my friends think that gender fluid is a thing and the other half are dealing with their other LGBT problems. I don't have a rant buddy so I'm turning to the internet. Thank you guys for being the best rant buddies in the entire fuc*** world. <3

p.s Does anybody have any advice? I really need it

- Moon

if you hate your life so bad go do something about it, quit blaming others for your shitty life. shit happens the way its happening because a wrong turn of events in your life.

I’m a guy in my mid 50’s who never thought much about the way I look. I was always focused on my work. I have kept myself in excellent shape since I was a teenager, and I still work out regularly to keep my energy up. Throughout my life I would have friends, or girlfriends, even my ex-wife, tell me that a woman was interested in me or that a woman or group of women was checking me out. But I always dismissed it because it seemed like a distraction to me. I wanted to focus on what I was doing. Spending most of your life being responsible and taking care of your parents will do that to you. There have even been times where someone has told me that the woman I was just talking to was seriously flirting with me and I didn’t even notice it. Since I’m never thinking about it I’m really bad at picking up on it. But at this point in my life I can relax a little bit and pay more attention to the world around me. As a result I’ve gotten slightly better at noticing this. But I have a situation that I can’t quite figure out, and I need some advice. There are a lot of 20 something girls who work where I work on the weekend. It seems to me that a few of them are flirting with me, but again, I’m not good at picking up on it. I’m sure they don’t know how old I am because I don’t look my age. What clues should I look for? Is this even possible? I’m thinking that if I’m noticing it, it must be pretty obvious. I have to admit that I find quite a few of them attractive, so I’d like to know if I’m being realistic or not, and if I’m seeing things clearly or not. Any useful advice is appreciated.

My best friend is a Yandere and he is in love with me.

For people that doesn't understand the meaning of the word "Yandere," they are people that'll do anything for the person they love. It obviously depends on the person, but some might go as far as injure/kill other people/animals. My best friend is one of them, so it's obvious that he's in love with me. I've never had any guy friends other than him after I found out because I'm afraid they'll get hurt (we met when we were 5 years old). I really want to make more friends but I don't want to lose him because I feel like the only person that can calm him down and make him happy.

Being superficial and clinging to every superficial aspects in life, has no real meaning and significance.

Time to be realistic and love who you're inside, instead of seeking - Self-love, self-worth and acceptance from others.

I have decided to tell my parents about me and my boyfriend being caught by his mother. Neither of us has ever had sex so I guess this will come as a shock to my parents. I was only curious and now I even feel disgusted at myself for saying such a lewd thing. I don't even want to eat, I keep wishing that it was a nightmare but then I open the chat between me and him and I feel like vomiting. I know it was a stupid thing to do, I take full responsibilty, I know that talking about it online wont help anything, I am just pleading for someone to give me advice on how to tell my parents. My parents are going off to a party tonight so I am going to wait until they come back to tell them. My phone is getting taken in the next 24 hours so please , anybody respond to this with some advice. Thankyou.