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I am as pro abortion as it gets. I don't care about any clusters of cells in a woman's belly, but I would gladly give team pro-life their way and would fully support a complete ban on abortion(except rape and incest) if I never had to hear that f**king subject mentioned in the political arena again in my life. I hate hearing about it so much and it keeps lawmkers from dealing with issues that affect real walking and talking people.

where can a 16 year old girl get a free abortion quickly!!! Please help! She’s pregnant and I’m her English teacher. We have to get rid of this baby quickly but they just banned all abortions! She’s almost 20 weeks pregnant and about to finish the semester soon! We have to act before she gets sent to jail, or before I get sent to jail for helping her access her feminist rights! I’m afraid They have shut down internet access to abortions here too and we can’t find out a safe way. Please help us! Please pray for us! To Allah. She’s a Muslim girl. If her father finds out she’s pregnant he wil Stone her!

I know some good Christians here can help me help this poor Muslim teenage girl who’s pregnant! It’s Ramadan and she’s so hungry. She didn’t mean to get pregnant. she just never asked for a condom and forgot to take het birth control. it happens to everyone!

I told her we can use a coat hanger after school if she wants to but she’d really rather have a safe legal abortion for free if we can find it!

Please help
Me help this poor girl!!!

so, about foreskin...
I grew up in the middle east. my first bf was a local and so was my husband. i have since divorced and dated 2 guys consequentially.

i feel i have to share this curious fact: foreskin is amazing!!! don't listen to all that "turtle neck" nonsense! an erect uncircumsized pen** looks the same as a circumsized one, and yes it does have smegma, but a circumsized d has pre-cum, and i can testify to the fact thay what really has an effect on taste and smell is the guy's hygene, diet and age. not his foreskin.

an uncut d is more sensitive, and no, that doesn't mean the guy cums faster. it means they have more skin with which to enjoy you.

uncircumsized d are amazing. it is a shame that the us, the no 1 producer of pop culture, perpetuates this stigma about circumcision beautifying or improving the pen**. i cant believe how deeply engrained this bullshit is amongst americans, not even because of religion or identity bit because of "aesthetics" and "tradition". two very weak reason to perform a procedure like that on babies.

I am so sick of instagram and Facebook and the bullshit they peddle. It was about connection, about people and about relationships. Now it seems they are just brand extensions of people trying to get rich quick. They offer content but if you subscribe to the XYZ plus or premium you also get what ever bullshit they offer plus some extra shitty produced content where they appeal to your sense of humanity where they reach out to you, but only to let you know they have a new book or some bullshit conference coming up. Or how if you tier up on the patreon you'll get their deep insights into whatever bullshit they claim they are experts on. Such a crock of shit and sooooo many people are putting good money down and lapping it up. There is a sucker logging on to instagram every minute.

i cant fuc*** stop

I know why my friend meant by acting random. No one understands it but me. To the world hes like whatever I don't care. He hides hes frustrated. He's not frustrated because he's right, hes frustrated because no one wants the truth. Controversy sells. I bare to keep the the understanding minimum because he has his life and I have mine.

oh god im drink agaon
piss sllover me
mossing pants
list smd clnfused

It’s fine. Buy yourself smokes every other day and that way you’ll always have them on hand whenever you need them

That’s what my ex girlfriend did. Now she buys several packs of cigarettes for herself everyday. We’re still Roommates even though I don’t smoke and I let her smoke anywhere in the tiny apartment because well, I’m hopelessly in love with her, even though her constant smoking and coughing is I go wth her to the store when she wants to buy more cigarettes because I don’t like her going out alone late at night

She smokes all the time now and loves it

I just wish she’d date me again

I hate meeting all her fuc*head new boyfriends all the time

I haven’t had a real date with a girl in over two years years. Christ, I have had sex with a with a woman since she broke up with me 5 years ago...

But I still let her live with me for free, rent free that six because she’s a great person and well, because we just get along together great and she likes decorating and takes me to the store and tells me what to buy so we can decorate

and I’ll always love her

Even though she’s so mean to me

She asked me to go buy condoms last weekend because her new boyfriend forgot them again.

I can hear them because it’s a small studio apartment with a small privacy half wall near where the bed is - it’s fuc*** absurd really

I have to sleep alone on the couch every night while she gets the king bed - and I have to pretend I don’t hear her fuc*** guys

It’s not technically like in college when my roommate would fuc* girls in the bottom bunk bed while I was stuck up on the top bunk and I’d have to sit there and listen to them fuc* around all night until they finally went to bed

But a half wall is not much shielding. They are so fuc*** loud it’s embarassing

The kind of shit that comes out of her mouth is horrifying to hear

I hate my life

And I hate my worthless deadend job

But it pays the bills for her and me to live - so she can focus on her art

And I don’t want her to have to worry about money

But o still hate my job because it steals my soul everyday

The only reason I have to live anymore is to get to live with her

I’m almost 40 and I guess this is as good as it will ever get for me

Because I love her forever and I don’t care how bad she treats me

i cant poop

If your government spies on you it's because they're perverts. So remember that next time you're masturbating home Alone? Because God's not the only one watching you masturbate. Because aliens from other planets watch you masturbate too. Because they're all perverts.

We were told there is video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in the “Orchids of Asia” spa in Jupiter.

The time has come for us to see the video of the old man getting a handjob.

Every White House and Departmemt of Education going back decades: Fund Special Olympics.

Trump and DeVos: “Fuc* those retards”

The one reason I gave up law school was mostly due to bullying from others. the amount of people I met who would ask me what i am doing and I would say a business/law double degree. and they would start on me- "UUURRHHHGGGH, don't know why you bother to do that, their all stupid and in it for the money" "law degrees aren't worth much", "I know all about the law anyway" but they never once walked into a law college or university class and they know more then me, they don't have to learn it cuz they were born knowing it obviously unlike idiots like me. Then came the verbal female attacks and physical violence at me and I would be just quietly doing my own thing. so you wonder why you do it to just get a student loan debt and end up dropping out from exhaustion from assaults. can aanyone else relate to this at all?

its sunday and i am not at church

My ex girlfriend is my roommate and she insists I drink every night whether I like it or not. Her and her girlfriends all come over, almost every othe night, five or six of them and they force me to drink with them because I’m the only guy and I’m nine years younger than them. I think some of them have taken advantage of me when they were drunk. I worry one of them is trying to get pregnant. Like some witches coven or something. They light candles and so weird stuff. Even nights when she is alone she forces me to drink with her so she’s not drinking alone so much. It’s wearinf me out. I don’t feel right.

I don't need a religion or some sort of "faith" to be a happy person with morals. I don't feel a thing whenever people talk about how "God is good all the time" and "God loves everyone unconditionally" and stuff like that. Instead, I roll my eyes, cringe and wanting to vomit.

It's all ludicrous to me because why should I believe in something without proof? Faith by definition means you believe in a God/doctrine based on "spiritual apprehension" rather than proof. I'm not gullible like the rest of my family.

Therefore, there's no proof of evidence for any deities. It's all man-made fairy tales just like the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, the easter bunny, leprechauns, bigfoot, ufos and the rest of the mythical creatures to name. Even people who believe in astrology and horoscopes are idiots too.

It baffles me to know how many people out there don't dare to think for themselves and are unaware of how gullible they are to believe in what a thousand year old man-made book says. Don't get me started on the proselytizers (and my parents, grandparents, aunt and uncle happens to be one of them too).

The books such as the bible, q'uran, torah and the book of mormon are all filled with contradictions, immoral, unspeakable things and evil, barbaric stories.

Any sane person with a brain would never ever get their morals from ludicrous books I mentioned above.

I don't respect anybody who doesn't know how to think for themselves. You can't believe in a deity and call yourself a "free thinker" at the same time. It doesn't work that way.

Ugh, I deep down wish religion and spirituality and all that nonsense would go away forever. Gone. Eliminated. Eradicated forever worldwide. All religion/faith/spirituality has done a lot more harm than good. The world is better off without it. Don't give me that "it's important because of culture and you should respect it blah blah blah" talk because it's a load of balderdash. I don't respect any of it. Religion/faith/spirituality stops society from making advancement progress.

Science is where its at. I trust science a lot more than outdated fairy tales/old wives' tales. Technology is growing faster like never before. We have easy access to education and research. The future is now!!

I have no idea how i am going to come out to my friends and family. i am bisexual.

Look, I understand that people get upset about anything involving the abuse of animals, and I abhor that sort of thing. But Ken Pinyan and Jim Tait didn’t penetrate the horses themselves. Instead they covered themselves in equine breeding pheronomes and invited the steed to penetrate them. The horse was not raped, but rather himself found a tighter-than-usual orifice to fuc*, and was therefore able to achieve pleasure.

Again, I’m not saying this is normal, but the great beast came away unscathed. Tait was even recorded on video, crying out “did he come, did he come” after the horse’s member left Pinyan’s ass. Just saying. In the end, full responsibility for this lays with Pinyan himself, who submitted to receptive anal sexual intercourse with an Arabian Stallion that he and Tait nicknamed “Big Dic*”, for which he subsequently paid the ultimate price.

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“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
-John F. Kennedy

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-Ronald Reagan

“You just grab them by the pus**”
-Donald Trump