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I was at the gym today doing reverse leg curls on the weight machine (face down, lift up). Some guy came over to chat and that was fine. Then he started to gleek (spit little streams doing a tongue thing) on my ass. He kept doing it for like 2 minutes. I said "What the hell is wrong with you?" He said, "Nothing, I'm digging on it." That is precisecly what the hell is wrong with guys these days. wtf?!?

i watch the trump channel 24/7

i bet i can make this site as popular as You*u*e

by posting videos and getting comments

Haha, Just found out my ex is pregnant with her new bf she has been seeing for a little while

She will now have 4 kids with 4 different fathers. Her oldest kid gets ss because his dad got killed, her son who I raised from an infant father was in jail for not paying child support, and I left after she got too crazy. She had post partum and wouldn't take meds.

Anytime I would leave she would accuse me of cheating. I tried to stay with her because of the kids, but it just got to be too much.

Now she has another guy who can deal with her craziness.

I am really shitting at elizza for fuc*** me around over money. it seems to be the new thing companies don't feel the need to send a invoice with payment dates and amounts notices in advance. It adds up to me as $450 plus $650 is $1100 so I owe the slime old slag slut weirdo just another $900 but she sends a bill of $1700 so that just don't add up from 650 and 450 or are we having a fight or will we have a fight over this? she is an entitled bitch and overprices her courses and she better get the act together to help me. cuz I keep thinking she is the bitch who knows how to poached her eggs and I will see her cut down if she back stabs me.

I'm a nice guy and very good to the hot bartender girls at the sports bar. They like me because I tip well and don't make creepy comments, and have told me so.

That doesn't mean that I don't eye them up like other guys do, sometimes head to toe and back again, and think about ways I'd use their tight bodies until they'd shake and tremor, even the younger servers and hostesses. If they only knew what goes through my brain about them at times..They'd change their view of me in a minute.

ive been doing alot of meth for 10 years

but ive neverlooked better still have my fuc***job

woman at the gym wearing her running shoes without her socks is driving me crazy

I can’t take it anymore. I’ve been over here in the corner, touching myself all morning, rubbing it, stroking it, tempting it. I’m going to burst. I must touch the bare skin on her feet... my fetish / sickness is getting out of control

Why did she have to not wear socks today?

I’m really sick. I have a serious sickness. like a psychosis. I can’t get better. all te drugs Ive taken cant fix it. Drinking to forget only makes it worse and causes me to become an alcoholic.

my obsessions are now fully out of control. Every time I see a girl wearing shoes without socks I obsess about her. It’s been like this for years. Decades really. It’s getting worse.

Girls without socks are everywhere. I couldn’t focus at school; now I can’t focus at work.

I literally cannot get work done. I stare at youtube videos of girls in shoes without socks all day. I sneak around the office secretly taking pictures of womens feet when they dont wear socks and then masturbating
furiously several
times a day. Im going to get fired for sexual harrassment

It is always on my mind. I can’t focus at home alone after seeing Just one single girl or woman wearing shoes without socks. I cant sleep. I jerk off to pictures of girls in shoes without socks just to try to get any sleep. but it doesnt work. I have to get away sometimes.

My brain is overloaded. now I can’t even focus when working out. It’s ruining my life

I’m losing my mind. Please help

my wife has been open about her nudity in front of our 10 year old was not a big deal when he was much younger but now i feel like he knows a thing or two. he insists that she gives him a bath instead of me cos she eventually gets naked and ends up in the shower with him. while i dont think she has any sexual intentions, i noticed last time he has a hard small as it means his mind and body is sexually activated. what do i do. she plays it off saying..i gave birth to him so its normal. is this normal? does anyone have any similar situation? im not sure what to do. last evening while she was changing he was in the room and i saw him starring at her body. this is bad for my son

prepping Time! SHTF plan! world shaking change is comming! the signs are all there! the Big Collapse is comming!

Get your gear ready. Guns and shit. Food and water. Knives and camo. Camping Back packs and Bug Out Bags. The BIG STORM is Comming. Be fuc*** ready! You’ve done been warned!!

im gay and my family knows but no one ever mentions it or talks about it. sometimes i feel like my family's dark secret. around the holidays everyone brings their girlfriend or boyfriend. except me... i just sit alone because my family is awkward about my "friend" when he comes over. ive been dating him 4 years going on 5

We should have a new solution for all the worthless men that live with their mommies past 25. Every time they visit a gaming site it says "YOU HAVE NO VALUE, GET A JOB, STOP QUESTING!". Every time they visit a porn site: "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO FAP, MOVE OUT LOSER!". Endless bombard them over and over with how utterly useless and a drain on society they are. Don't give them space for their shitty ATVs or fishing boats. Cut off everything except unappetizing food, water, toliet, heat/AC, shower, and access to job search engines, basic e-mail. Make it as miserable as possible so they know every minute, every second of life they have FAILED. They are human scum.

I accidentally called someone's kid ugly. My husband's family.. his first cousin's son. Sometimes when I'm feeling a bit pissy to help relieve myself I "type" comments under people's posts on Facebook but before I enter them I backspace them instead. This time I accidentally pressed enter after telling his cousin that I always thought her kid was kind of ugly. I KNOW I'M A MONSTER LOL. I was mortified and I instantly deleted the comment and then deleted the few family members off my Facebook. I will never type fake comments again.

women wearing sexy high heels at work barefoot is making me crazy. cant contain my foot fetish.

I can’t stand it. It gets me hard so many times every day. I’ll do whatever they ask me. If they only knew what they could ask me to do. It’s a secret fetish, but I work in an office building with women who do this basically every single day.

I just can’t stop touching myself. It’s been this way for years. Decades really. I stare at them. The high heels. I follow women around. It’s been worse this past 15 years since I started working in an offices buildings. Now I see it every day. It’s making me jerk off 3-4 times a day at work. For years. My soul is exhausted ... my pen** is raw and thirsty

I had a dream about my biological father. I haven't seen him in 18 years, haven't actively thought of him in the past 5. In that dream, I let him have it. I don't remember everything I said, but every feeling of anger and resentment I'd pushed to the back of my mind reared its ugly head.

I remembered how he slapped my mother's face and felt justified in the action.

I remembered dreading seeing him every month after the divorce, because I knew he'd talk shit about my mother.

I remembered my mother figuratively breaking her back to make ends meet, sleeping in the car when I had rehearsals and performances, and having to comfort her every night because she still felt she was failing me somehow.

I remembered him talking shit about me; how he would repeatedly tell me to quit every artistic passion I had because I'd never go anywhere with it.

I remembered him taking me to meet his lady friends at a dance party; telling them of my accomplishments, just to hear them praise him, when I knew he made none of the sacrifices to make that happen.

I remembered him telling me to perform for them, and being angry when I refused.

I know that man is a narcissist. To this day, he does not believe he is in the wrong. He has never apologized for his actions, and while I asked for an apology as a teenager, I have accepted that I will never get one.

And yet, in my dream, he was crying. He didn't apologize, he just cried. I handed him tissues, but I still felt so angry and upset.

I woke up and cried.

I can't tell my friends about this, because for all intents and purposes, my mother's second husband is my father. He adopted me. His family accepted me. While he's not perfect, he has been wonderfully patient, kind and supportive beyond societal expectations. Opening up to my friends would mean exposing that lie.

I am happier maintaining the image that my life has always been this idyllic, but it also means I cannot tell friends who are currently suffering with abusive parents just how deeply I can relate to their pain. Many of my other friends are dealing with depression and/or discrimination due to their orientation and identity. As someone privileged enough to not be going through that, I think talking about a long-dead issue I've mostly resolved myself would distract my friends from their own progress and self-care. I feel more useful to them as an emotionally stable and cheerful person.

I am genuinely happy. Still very suspicious of men, and recovering from justifiable bitterness, but happy nonetheless. Thank you for providing a space for me to unload my thoughts so I can get on with my day. Thank you for taking the time to read this. If you can relate to any part of what happened with my father, I sincerely hope you find your own bliss. Remember that what happened is not your fault and there is no shame in asking for help if you need it.

ok, preventing girls from wearing socks is one thing, but this is a bit too much

My buddy coaches his daughter's softball team and they were playing a tournament out of town. He asked if I wanted to come along and ride with him and a handful of the players in his suv. I played baseball back in the day and like sports, so I said sure, I'll come with you and watch the team play. I'm in my 40s and don't have kids at all, had no idea what kids are like these days, and we were in his suburban with five of the girls for about two hours.

I don't know what the hell is going on with the current generation of kids, but those girls were the most foul-mouthed people I've ever heard. They were loud, obnoxious, and if I had a dollar for everytime I heard them say "fuc*" "dic*" or "pus**" I'd be a millionaire.

I asked my buddy if that was normal behavior, and he said yeah, pretty much, but he tried to get them clean up their language when he sensed I was a little upset. What the hell is wrong with kids these days?

Recently saw a story about Kim K helping to free a woman (who was part of a huge drug cartel) from jail. Way to go, Kim, that's right up your alley.

All the good deeds in the world cannot cleanse that filthy soul.

ok let me explane when i was younger i pissed in my siters facecream after thinking it would be funny (it wasent). witch was 4 years ago. i feel like im going to hell for it and im beyond redemption. i know what i did was terribel and i should be ashamed. i never told anybody this. and i know in the next days she trew it away but do you think god will forgive me

I wish that my grandmother would just hurry up and die. My mom brought her here last year to live with us and all she does is sit and talk to herself and shes clearly not completely there mentally so I cant even have a nice conversation with her at the very least. The worst part is that I had to give up my bedroom for her to stay in and now I have to share a room with my sister. I never had a relationship with this woman growing up so this entire situation just pisses me off and I cant even complain about it because “respect your elders”. How the fuc* can I respect someone with less emotional depth than a fuc*** toadstool. I truly would rather be put down than end up like a fuc*** zombie when Im old

my mom was an alcoholic because my dad died and she's been in rehab for 3 years and because of that I've had to live with my aunt. She doesn't allow me and my mom to be in the same room together without another relative and I'm finally able to spend the night at my mom's place without anybody. But the funny thing is that me and my mom were talking about how cool it would be if I could spend the night with her.