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My list of fears... the government makes me paranoid and I don't trust politicians... I don't want the government spying on me... People who don't experience depression and they are happy all the time like that's the only emotion they have because they're not human and they're clearly fuc*** robots... I'm afraid of being normalized... People who smile all the time and look like the smiley face emojis... plus I hate the color yellow... Tacky god-awful furniture and clothing and wallpaper... I'm also claustrophobic... People asking me why I'm single and why I'm not in a relationship like it's none of your business Martha because I prefer being alone wolf... Being trapped in my small town and never able to leave... Dying in my small town and my soul gets trapped here because that's personal hell because I hate living in this small town... Skin walking Body Snatchers... Demons who want to skull fuc* me and basically rape my eye socket ... Men touching me when I don't want to be touched... Getting STDs that would totally scare me... People who do bath salts because I'm afraid of being cannibalized... Plastic surgery and not basic plastic surgery where someone makes theirself look like a duck with their lips or they all together go over the top and make themselves look hideous and somehow they think they look good and they don't look human... People who tan too much and they are basically naturally pale... Barbra Streisand's nose... The government brainwashing people so basically MKUltra... Getting really horrible diseases... Spiders and coc*roaches... Psychopaths so that's why I go out of my way to avoid people if I believe the are Psychopaths because I'm afraid of getting murdered or cannibalized or even a manipulated. Certain social situations like I totally go out of my way to avoid bars a lot lately and I'd much rather just get drunk at home because I don't want men flirting with me and I have social anxiety... Taking Pharmaceutical toxic meds that are prescribed by a doctors and have way too many negative side effects... Psych doctors I don't trust those motherfukers... Did I say I have paranoia? Cuz I have paranoia? It's not a byproduct of schizophrenia it's a byproduct of my severe anxiety and the very fact that I'm a Cynic and I don't easily trust people. Because anyone who accuses me of being crazy needs to understand the world itself is crazy. And that's why I avoid a lot of people.

I am so envious of youtubers who have great bodies and jobs and they always buy new clothes and have friends and their houses look perfect. I wish I could be like that. I have no motivation in the house to clean it but I know I should. Often I just focus on one room to clean at a time and stop after about the 2nd room and start all over again. I am a lazy useless fat awful poor person who couldn't even afford the clothing those youtubers do. I am such a dumbass. I think I will go find the smallest room in the house to clean today. Why do I bother to study anyway, its not like there are jobs gonna come to me out of it.

Years ago I did something pretty stupid. I was at the mall and spotted this super hot girl who couldn't have been more than 15 years old. I couldn't believe how incredibly sexy and beautiful she was. I was in my early 30's at the time. I followed her and her friends around the mall for 3 hours. Eventually they got on the bus and so did I. She got off with one of her friends and I followed them to a house in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood. This was were she lived. Over the next several months I visited the house numerous times at night and discovered her bedroom was in the basement and her window faced the back. It was perfect for spying on her. I saw her undressing lots of times and I masturbated every time. She had perfect breasts and I would say they were 32C. She alao had an amazing ass and nice blonde pubic hair. My god she looked absolutley stunning naked. One night I was watching her and she just got out of the shower and was standing naked in front of her mirror putting lotion on her body. I was jerking off and was ready to cum when some guy came out of nowhere and tackled me. Then he proceeded to kick and punch me. I managed to escape but had a badly broken nose. I never returned to her house. I had to have 3 surgeries to repair my nose. That was pretty stupid of me.

I have very large breasts and would like to show them to the man who gives me the best reason why I should show them to you, pictures may either help or hurt your chances to see them.

If you don’t like my cat, don’t even think you are going to get to see my pus**.

My teacher is not aware but I'm the teenage bastard who keeps senting her photos of my PENI$. By the way of a high-school student in my sophomore year.

I had sexual intercourse with my mother while she was on her deathbed.

Look, I understand that people get upset about anything involving the abuse of animals, and I abhor that sort of thing. But Ken Pinyan and Jim Tait didn’t penetrate the horses themselves. Instead they covered themselves in equine breeding pheronomes and invited the steed to penetrate them. The horse was not raped, but rather himself found a tighter-than-usual orifice to fuc*, and was therefore able to achieve pleasure.

Again, I’m not saying this is normal, but the great beast came away unscathed. Tait was even recorded on video, crying out “did he come, did he come” after the horse’s member left Pinyan’s ass. Just saying. In the end, full responsibility for this lays with Pinyan himself, who submitted to receptive anal sexual intercourse with an Arabian Stallion that he and Tait nicknamed “Big Dic*”, for which he subsequently paid the ultimate price.

Famous Presidential quotes:

“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
-John F. Kennedy

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
-Ronald Reagan

“You just grab them by the pus**”
-Donald Trump

I am a woman and President Donald Trump can grab my pus** all he wants! MAGA!

FECKLEESS ROYALS- hrh his/her royal highness should be hrfh, his/her royal feckless highness when I think of chuck or cam or harry and nutmeg and kate and will.completely FECKLESS! what a feckless contribution megs gave at feminist debate and dress was nice until I seen the bottom so short. Then her hat today looks like a 1950s nun or nurse? something I doubt she would like to think she can but could ever be either because you have to think of others more then yourself. However, these days most nuns and nurses are a hell of a lot like her narcissistic nature so maybe she could do it. She is just copying Kate’s head-dress now. She shows her competition to be head woman above Kate. And I do support P.Mor*** for a change on what he said about harry’s pretend halo, but they all have that halo problem. Just look how ineffectual they are and FECKLESS.

I want to fuc* Ann Coulter senseless while she’s wearing her high heels and little black dress and ranting about how conservative she is. I want to dominate her and fill her with my seed, then I want her to be worried that she might be pregnant

I hope those who severly wronged me suffer in the worst way possible. The saying 'I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" doesn't apply to me in the slightest. I don't get revenge as I'm not that type of person. I just hope and wish the worst for incredibly awful people. Some people really do deserve the worst. Fuc* them. I wish hell existed so they could burn up in it for all of eternity.

Rapist pushed the corner of his bag up against my asscrack at a comic store.

look me directly in the eyes and I will skull f*ck you.

I use my big boobs as weapons of mass destruction. I have the most deadly titties ever.

Take me to Enumclaw.

I want to be the first person to start the perverted Bagel challenge. The challenge goes as simple as this what you need to do is get a bagel of your choice of any flavor that you want get and get some cream cheese spread it on your bagel like you normally do then proceeded to do perverted things with that bagel and you can use your fingers and your mouth. What I want you to do is to film yourself doing really perverted sexual acts to that bagel then upload that video onto YouTube and put #pervertedbagelchallenge. You can even pretend that the bagel is somebody's butthole and you're tossing their salad.

Give me money so I can be hypebeast.

My 19 year old son is dating a very hot girl. She is also 19 and is super skinny. Nice ass but small boobs. Just my type. I would love to spread her skonny little legs and ram my big throbbing manhood balls deep inside her. Fill her slippery slit with my hot cum.