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Sometimes I act NORMAL in public just to shake things up.

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I accidentally called someone's kid ugly. My husband's family.. his first cousin's son. Sometimes when I'm feeling a bit pissy to help relieve myself I "type" comments under people's posts on Facebook but before I enter them I backspace them instead. This time I accidentally pressed enter after telling his cousin that I always thought her kid was kind of ugly. I KNOW I'M A MONSTER LOL. I was mortified and I instantly deleted the comment and then deleted the few family members off my Facebook. I will never type fake comments again.

I forced a teenage girl to get an abortion

she could not stop crying uncontrollably. I feel really bad for getting her pregnant

its my fault because I never would wear a condom

The other night was a mess. I was drinking with some friends, one of them being one of my sorority sisters. I was really close with this sister but, I guess I was wrong thinking that she was a good person. I got extermly drunk and for a little while i was going in and out of consiousness. My friend was in the kitchen trying to get me water and take care of my pet. I didn't remember much of what happened when i started to sober up but today I started remembering bits and pieces. My sorority sister started kissing me; on my lips and my neck and started feeling me up. I didn't kiss her back and wanted it to stop but I couldn't talk or really move. I didn't want to believe this happened because she's my sister and we have been close and i had literally said how weird i thought it was that some of our other sorority sisters would make out with each other and how i wouldn't want to do that despite being bisexual myself. But my friend told me that my sister did mention kissing me but my friend thought i was ok with it because she said i was kissing her back which I wasn't. Now my friend feels awful for leaving me alone while that drunk but we both trusted my sorority sister. My sorority sister hasn't stopped texting me sense but I can't get myself to reply; I feel violated. I don't know what to do.

... white people

only white people would post the shit on here...

its seriously jerry springer shit

just white people honestly... and one brown person pretending to be a white person and changing his accent... whats wrong with your real accent anyway?

legit though, how fuc*** up are white people... look at this website...

i love that science proves that white guys have smaller dic** tho... it kinda explains a lot about their behaviour aye

I was out grocery shopping today, and after cashing out, I moved aside to let some old people go by. As I was attempting to go on, my cart must've snagged on a plant because part of it accidentally broke off and came along with me. I was so shocked that I didn't even stop; I just kept pushing my cart out to my car. I felt so bad about it, but at the same time, I tried to reassure myself that it was only a small part of the plant that got broken off. What do I do? I feel like I can never go shopping at that store again.

Siiiiggghhhhh. Crushes are the worst. Anyone know how to get rid of them properly?

years ago my wife's cousin from the Philippines came to Canada to live with us as a live-in nanny to our 3 kids. i spied on her numerous times late at night and watched her naked. i masturbated outside her bedroom window many times.

hookers have officially pulled ahead by one ladder rung over news reporters and liberal social justice activists, when it comes to integrity, moral standing and usefullness to society.

abortions should be mandatory!

I’m turning my country farm house property I inherited out by the bayou into a real life Dungeons and Dragons set up.

For the dungeon, I have a large basement I have turned into a well, I put some chains and shut in there.

For the dragon, I have some gators

I don’t have any armor, but I do have an old rusty machete that can be used like a sword.

I’m running an online casting call for 4-6 D&D Live Action role Players who are interested in a cross combo with a “Escape Room”

Basically my plan is get everyone dressed in period authentic clothing - I’ve got some from when i did Ren Faire and also have some old prom dresses from my sister? Which kinda work - was thinking I want them all to wear onlythe authentic period clothing so no underwear or anything like that, but not sure how to get that done smoothly

I’m
Also not sure how to
Get girls to signup for this shit but I figure there needs to be at least 1 girl for every guy so I was thinking of hiring a girl as a “baby sitter” and then just kinda convincing her it’s worth going along with this “fun escape room” thing for fun!? Willthis work?

Then take everyone’s phones and wallets and all that fake ass technology shit - and give everyone their allotment of Wine, so like, a pouch of wine from store I can make part of the price - about equal to 6-7 glasses of wine

Then lock them all up in the “dungeon “ that they have to escape from with only the old machete and also a few home made torches soaked in gasoline, and a bit of flint and tinder - so that they have to light the torches themselves

Will also put the baby gators in the basement ahead of time, alone with a few snakes I’ve caught down by the Bayou

Basement is already full of rats and rat shit - I tried cleaning it out last year, but frankly it’s hot as hell down in there and the wasps nests and spiders were getting to me

I’m figuring lock them up on a Friday night and leave

Then come back sunday afternoon to see if they’ve gotten out?

I’m betting this gig will make stupid money. Loads of dumb D&D kids will sign up !

Plus it’s end of the school year so I’m thinking now that Schools getting out the Nerdy Game of thrones type kids will dig the hell out of it!

I’m thinking let the first group go down for the weekend “for free” as a promotional deal

Then charge everyone else $200 a head for the game

Tell me you guys agree this is not the awesomest shit you’ve ever heard of all day !!

I would have absolutely for sure 100% done this if I’d had the chance as a teenager

Look you guys can laugh at me if you want - but this is a legitimate serious business idea

I’ve got all
The shit I need to
Be able to make this work - all I need is a little bit of positive response to convince me this is a gold mine of an idea!

my girlfriend cant quit smoking and its driving me crazy!

She is so addicted she cant even go half an hour without needing another cigarette. she coughs constantly, wheezing, cant make it up a flight of stairs without gasping for air.

yeah she smoked when we first started dating years ago, and yeah shes basically smoked 3 packs a day this whole time. apparently she has for 20 years since high school. since college, she always worked at a bar that allows smoking

but its really started making her health decline rapidly in the past year. she claims smoking helps her stay thin, but shes started coughing up blood and brown mucus.

she refuses to go to the doctor because she doesnt have health insurance - last time she went to the doctor for a routine visit she got stuck with a $7,300 bill ... so she just refuses to go at all now

its getting bad. she has started losing her teeth from smoking. her teeth are rotting out. she absolutely reeks of old alcohol and stale cigarettes constantly. her cough is continious and sounds like a deep rattle. very scary when shes gasping for air

I dont know what to do! shes tried vapes, hates them. tried gum and patches, didnt work. shes basically given up on ever quitting

look: I want to have a real life with this woman. she wants that too. For years Weve talked about wanting to move to the Rocky Mountians in Colorado and work in a ski resort town get married and have children.

but how can she have children and be a good mother if shes working till midnight or 2am every night at a bar, taking shots customers buy for her, and chain smoking at least 3 packs a day?

what can I do here now? her health is getting really bad and shes only 38.

she completely refuses to even try to quit smoking anymore - please help me - I love this woman

where can I find a girl willing to wear her shoes without socks for me? like every day for the rest of her life?

I have a job and can pay the bills. she can live with me rent free, I have cable and internet. Ill buy her groceries, and clothes, and of course shoes.

where can I find a girl would be imterested in a free place to stay in exchange for just not being allowed to own socks or ever wear them and always wearing her shoes barefoot without socks!?

My cat is so funny. I hope she's really happy even though I don't see her that much anymore. She's literally the thing I love the most in the world I hope she knows that. She's my kid. My first born baby. She smells like bubblegum even without being bathed ever. Little silken babe. Babe in the city.

my feet have blisters on them because I wore my shoes without socks

i kinda like it

badly craving cigarettes. been addicted badly since high school. I need a smoke break at least every hour. I cant stand to go without it - had a long layover on a flight - had to leave airport security and go outside to chain smoke several cigarettes back to back to back

trying to go back through airport tsa security when cravings for cigarettes hit again and had to rush outside to quickly smoke several more cigarettes

there is just no way I can make a 3 to 4 hour flight without a cigarette

my shit is not right. its been ruinous all week

im afraid Im really sick. but I cannot go to the doctor because I am broke, only can find work part time and have no health insurance

I need to tell my parents I've been seeing hookers for 20 years, and that quite a lot of the money they gave me to help me ended up in the hookers' purses, but every time I'm with my mother and see how little understanding and how judging she is I doubt it is a good idea to tell her.

The filth on this website is palpable. Not often do I see such prime evidence of the descent of mankind into beasts.