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some dude told me i need to get married and have kids already that was a customer where i was working.

A few weeks ago I went to Universal resort (one of the hotels they own) in Orlando and heard about polecon, so went over there.

Anyway, there were some cute girls, some not so cute, and a few that could work the pole real well.

I told my wife that I was just going back to the hotel. I didn't tell her I was going to go watch some chicks dance on the pole though.

Patriarchy will never die. It is genetically predetermined. Women are genetically predetermined to be mothers, and that's where the feminist world ends. It's between your legs. And you don't get to pick. Men are dominant and women are not, not before their man. So patriarchy will never die.


ok, preventing girls from wearing socks is one thing, but this is a bit too much

Fifteen years ago, I found out that I could not have children. I told my husband and we looked for fertility treatments. They were too expensive, so we came up with an idea. My boyfriend would meet another woman, get her pregnant and sue her for custody when the baby came. He is a police officer, so he knew exactly what to do. Long story short, he knows the courts well, so he started reporting her for various crimes and having her investigated by the police. Then he reported her to childrens services multiple times. Then took her to court and pretended she was keeping the kid from him. Finally, she flew out to California for her mother's funeral, and he told the judge she was kidnapping the baby. We finally got custody after a long, difficult year! And it didn't cost us much. The problem is that the mother had visitation rights, so my husband arranged to have some "not so nice" guys go to her house to talk to her. Then we just decided not to bring the baby to see her at all. She was too scared to go to court and report him. She attempted suicide, and we told the court and they suspended her visitation. It's been five years since we've heard from her, which is great. I've been able to raise my beautiful daughter since she was a baby and I love her more than I can ever say. Some people say it's wrong what we did, but it was cheaper than fertility treatments and I didn't have to go through pregnancy.

Oops I’ve gone and impregnated myself again. Welp, off to the abortion clinic tomorrow!

hookers have officially pulled ahead by one ladder rung over news reporters and liberal social justice activists, when it comes to integrity, moral standing and usefullness to society.

abortions should be mandatory!

I'll call myself HeadHunter cause all I think of is sucking dic*. I'm married for 9 years now have 3 beautiful kids and an amazing husband but sucking him isn't enough. I met strangers at bars, work and even online we meet up and if I'm feeling him I blow him. I've sucked off 10 dudes in one day at the most. Several of my husband friends I've gave oral to over the years they kept quiet cause they wanted to keep getting it. That was when we were back home though. I sneak out of bed some nights when I get the urge. I know it's getting worse cause I'm willing to pay to suck a nice,clean dic*. I just need and want it all the time. I need help but I don't know what to do.

When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.

There is a girl that lives in my apartment building. She is absolutely smoking hot. 5'6" brunette with long flowing hair. She's 25 years old with a great sense in clothes.

I asked her out a couple of times and she shot me down, the second time quite rudely. She doesn't think i look good enough for her from what she told me the second time.

I've left her alone ever since the second rejection even though she has tried to talk to me when we meet in the hallway, stairs or something like that.

This morning when I came home from work working the graveyard shift i pulled into the parking lot and parked my car. I got out and sitting on the ground of the parking lot was this black leather women's purse. No car next to it so it was laying all by itself. I went over to investigate and determined that it belonged to "Lori" the girl I'm talking about. The purse was full of all her stuff so nobody else had gotten into it to rob her yet. Her Jeep Liberty wasn't in the parking lot so she was there. So I picked up her purse and took it to my apartment without anyone seeing me.

i got inside and after a few minutes curiosity and noisyness got the best of me so i started to dig through her purse to see what was inside. As i started going through her stuff i started to get a hard on, for some reason going through this girl's shit, invading her privacy and looking at it and learning about her turned me on. I was going through her wallet looking at her drivers license picture which was a hot one by the way. Seeing her credit cards, debit card, cash and everything else got me worked up that I laid down the wallet on the side of her purse with the wallet still open so i could see her drivers license photo. I then proceeded to whip it out and started jacking off on it. In no time at all i cummed all over the inside of her wallet and on the side of her purse. Damn that was a lot of fun. Especially seeing everything inside her wallet with gobs of cum on it, especially her license pic.

I cleaned up the mess i made and put stuff back in her purse but after a little bit i get the urge to do it again. I grab the purse off the table, take it to the bathroom and jack off on it. The last time i didn't even wipe her purse off after i was done. I don't know if it's the invasion of her privacy, knowing im cumming on some bitch's expensive Marc Jacobs purse and everything of value inside. Knowing she would freak out if she knew what someone was doing to her purse, or the fact that she lost her purse and was probably panicking because of that that every time I think about it i end up jacking off on Lori's stuff. I have done it 3 times today to her purse.

A little bit into the afternoon Lori came home. I saw her jeep pull in. The way she was dressed she must have participated in the nearby Marathon today. A little while later i hear her in the hallway knocking on doors. I listened and she was asking if anyone had seen her purse. From what i could tell no one saw me with it. Eventually she knocked on my door to ask me if I had seen anyone with a black leather purse or had seen one as she had laid it down while loading her car this morning and forgot to pick it up when she left. I have her purse sitting in the bathroom with cum all over it, so what do I do. I proceed to tell her i haven't seen it. She asks if I do come across it to please let her know and then leaves. She doesn't seem to suspect a thing. Time will tell i guess.

Later on tonight im going to jack off on her purse and stuff again. Its weird im getting such a thrill doing this to her stuff.

I found out the girl I had sex with a yr ago was murdered.

I am so sorry for the family, but also relieved because she was underage and I could have gone to jail had she told anyone.

you are honestly so beautiful. omgosh it just makes me so happy talking to you. you're such a beautiful little special person. how crazy how like im older in years than you but i feel like im so out of my depth when i talk to you like i need to be careful of my words around you!! you must have an old soul or something. you seem so mature!! i'm literally floored by you honestly and that doesn't really happen to someone like me. i'm not bothered by much, but honestly everytime i talk to you i just melt. you're so adorable! i like talking to you!!! even if i must look like a dic* it's still fun

I fell for him over the internet. He understood me and my hate for being at home and needing to get away from my parents. I ran away to meet him. He kept me in this run down garage apartment. The owner of the apartment found me one day and took me away and had my parents come and get me. Of course by then I was ruined, he had sex with me and ruined me for any other self respecting man. And I embarrassed my family. When I turned 18 I was asked to leave and never come back. I went to the man who rescued me and I live with him today. He doesn't understand why he is responsible for me and I don't understand why I will never leave him.

I have reached my final option . Tomorrow morning at 9 am I have no choice but to suck my bosses dic* to keep my job.

Some of the posts on here are so unsexy and truely repugnant...

Some men are such grubs. Always the men tho

Seek help

side note:

i've never met someone who was diagnosed with depression who wasn't a shit person.

lesson: if you're a piece of shit you will hate yourself and your life and be depressed. so don't be a piece of shit.

i just cured depression!!!

hahahahaha you faggots are so fuc*** up. who are you trying to trigger with all the racist/pedophilic/horrendously unsexual posts??? is this just a posting site for you losers to try and be the biggest piece of shit? im so confused... i mean all of you are already so relentlessly pathetic and emasculated that there really is nothing to prove... you really can't get any worse. you really all are morons... pathetic... imbeciles... repulsive

why havent any of you killed yourselves yet? you're actually such tumours, you really are damaging society even by expelling carbon dioxide...

please consider ending your lives.

seriously though. i wish just one of you had the balls so say something to my face one day in private so i could smash your nose into the back of your skull. honestly. but alas, pus*** gon hide.

i just cant believe sometimes how fuc*** lit i am and also i have a really nice upper body. hope you dont get triggered by that. if you do you probably have self esteem issues and maybe get it checked out???